Top 10 things that Bill Compton needs to know about Southern women

1. We like flowers

2. We like chivalry

3. We value our independence

4. We don't like to be told what to do

5. We are stubborn

6. We are opinionated

7. We are sweet and gentle but not stupid

8. We like to take care of our men properly

9. We like honesty

10. We don't have any tolerance for deceiving, cheating, unfaithful boyfriends!

If only someone in the 173 years of his existence had told him that... he would have been more successful in his relationship with Sookie.

In Love with a Vampire, Out for now...

 

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